Monday, October 5, 2009

In honor of next monday...

Christopher Columbus = Steaksauce
Christopher Columbus is pretty cool...ish
But thinking America was India was pretty foolish.
He might not be that smart, I certainly don't care
Because I get the day off, I'll have time to spare.

Holidays should definitely be more frequent, I think.
With days off, and bonuses, and lots to drink.
Dream of the joys of sleeping in and relaxing,
Now compare that with work--it's really quite taxing.

So bring on that sleep, and don't do no work!
Forget about that person who's being a jerk!
Christopher Columbus, I thank you, I say
For creating that great federal holiday!

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